1 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:46,490 I thought I'd lost them forever. 2 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:47,870 Oh, whatever. 3 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:52,030 I am so happy for you. Now, are you going to get finished taping up those 4 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:53,570 Hey, Jo, do you know something? 5 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:57,490 If these crystals were under my bed this whole semester, no wonder I've been 6 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,750 having all those erotic dreams. 7 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:00,750 Oh, don't start with those dreams again. 8 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:04,370 No, as a matter of fact, I had one last night. You want to hear it? 9 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:07,770 You're going to tell me whether I want you to or not. 10 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:14,610 Well, I was in this dark room, and... 11 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:16,950 I couldn't really tell where it was. 12 00:03:18,010 --> 00:03:22,030 There was a lot of people just standing around looking at me. 13 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:25,390 And I was searching for someone, something. 14 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:31,910 When all of a sudden, these hands came out of the darkness and started to feel 15 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,090 all around my body. 16 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:35,830 And at first, I was scared, you know. 17 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:42,350 But the more the hands roamed around, the more I got into it. 18 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:48,950 At first, there was just two hands, then four, then six. 19 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:52,650 They were caressing me everywhere. 20 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,370 And I do mean everywhere. 21 00:03:55,830 --> 00:03:56,830 It's hard. 22 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:04,610 And then, just as I was about to explode, the 23 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:05,610 hands pulled away. 24 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:09,590 And this beautiful woman stepped forward. 25 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,350 And she was naked. 26 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:14,830 Her body glistened. 27 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:17,329 She was incredible. 28 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:21,550 And then... Well, don't stop there. 29 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:25,990 And then I woke up. That was it. 30 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:29,690 You know, you should really think about writing these dreams down, Star. They 31 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:30,690 make a hell of a book. 32 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:33,710 Hey, you guys, graduation was over three hours ago. 33 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,870 Think maybe you could have lost the caps and gowns? 34 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,590 Well, we're not wearing anything underneath. 35 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:41,570 We packed all our clothes. 36 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,600 Actually, we're just taking the last round of photos. It's going to be all we 37 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,820 have to remember this place by. 38 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:49,120 Oh, don't bum me out. 39 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,440 Oh, guys, don't bum her out. We just got to cheer it up again. 40 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,100 It'll be okay, Star. 41 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,160 I mean, you knew four years ago when you started college that someday you'd 42 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,160 graduate, right? 43 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,259 Sort of. 44 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,260 Okay, then. 45 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,680 This is just all part of growing up and moving on. 46 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,420 Yeah, but what are we going to do now? 47 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,600 I'll get it. 48 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,220 If I can find it. 49 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:19,800 Hello? Just a second. 50 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,020 Josie, it's for you. 51 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,700 Hello? 52 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:35,040 You know, someday we'll remember these days as the best days of our lives. 53 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:36,780 Now that's scary. 54 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,920 Listen, all four of us have to stick together. 55 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,570 You know, like the Three Musketeers. 56 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,850 It's the only way we're going to survive out there in the real world. 57 00:05:48,290 --> 00:05:50,590 Well, a nice job with a fat paycheck wouldn't hurt either. 58 00:05:58,290 --> 00:05:59,290 What's wrong? 59 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:01,510 It's my grandfather. 60 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,830 He died this morning. 61 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,600 Now we turn to the matters of his estate. 62 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:18,380 As you know, you are the sole porter heir. 63 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:24,620 And with your parents away deep in the afternoon bush on a photo safari, turns 64 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,580 to you to be the executor of his will. 65 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:31,680 Which is real convenient because her grandfather named you executor. 66 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:32,980 Is that you? 67 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,620 No, thank you. 68 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,440 Yeah, let's cut to the chase. I mean, what does she get? Well, you retain 69 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,420 complete and total ownership of your grandfather's pride and joy. 70 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,460 House of Wax. 71 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,020 House of Wax? 72 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,080 Josie, you never said anything about a house of wax. 73 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:49,860 Interesting. 74 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,000 I know. I guess I've always been a little bit embarrassed by it. You know, 75 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,260 kind of weird having a house of wax in your family. 76 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:57,659 Where is it? 77 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,560 Oh, it's on the Santa Monica amusement pier. 78 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:07,200 Oh, now, if you'll just sign these papers, 79 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:10,980 the house of wax will be yours lock, stock, and... 80 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:19,660 Wax. Well, what am I supposed to do with it? 81 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,140 Well, I suggest selling off the inventory and shutting it down. The 82 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:27,100 already foreclosed, and there's a lot of back taxes with unpaid interest. 83 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,260 The museum hasn't turned a profit in over 16 years. 84 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:35,200 Oh, and there's also the persistent rumors that it's haunted. 85 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,540 Wait a minute. Why didn't you tell me this before I signed the papers? 86 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 Well, you wouldn't have signed. 87 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:44,690 Oh, here are the keys. 88 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:48,450 And a list on pay bill. 89 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:53,550 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get some water. 90 00:07:58,570 --> 00:07:59,610 That guy is nuts. 91 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,150 I think we should try and save the House of Wax. 92 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:06,609 Save it? 93 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:08,770 Yeah, it would make your grandfather very happy. 94 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:12,310 Yeah, the least you should do is see what kind of condition it's in. I can go 95 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,830 over the books and see how bad it really is. 96 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,210 Okay, okay. 97 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:19,930 We can all help out. It'll be a lot of fun. 98 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:21,630 What happened to summer vacation? 99 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,030 One last hurrah before the nine -to -five grind begins? 100 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:27,550 Hello? 101 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:28,910 Mexico? 102 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,030 Cabo? 103 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,170 Anyone? 104 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,470 Fine. 105 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:37,830 Off to the house of wax we go. 106 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,300 This place is awesome. 107 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,680 It's going to go with creepy. 108 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 Very interesting. 109 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,880 This place brings back lots of memories. 110 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,740 You know, I used to work here in the summer as a kid. 111 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,880 And actually, I had a lot of fun. 112 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,680 I just haven't been back in such a long time. 113 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,180 Why not? 114 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,480 My grandfather was a bit of an eccentric. 115 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,300 And he had a hard time communicating with people. 116 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:26,080 And the older he got, he became more and more reclusive. 117 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,320 We all tried to help him, but he just pushed us away. 118 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:36,580 Hmm. Well, maybe he got so used to talking to wax figures, he forgot how to 119 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,580 to real people. 120 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,200 Hey, guys, check this out. 121 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,380 Whoa. 122 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,100 Wow. Seems like old Gramps had more on his mind than talking. 123 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:51,550 Hey, guys, look what I found. 124 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,290 Grand opening of the erotic house of wax. 125 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:57,090 The world's greatest lovers all in wax. 126 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,490 Adults only. 127 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,490 You won't believe your eyes. 128 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:01,830 Let me see that. 129 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,390 It looks like Grandfather Vincent was going to give one final go at this place 130 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,390 with something new, huh? 131 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,470 I guess so. 132 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,350 Josie, it looks like Grandpa Vincent is my new hero. 133 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:22,070 Yikes. I guess I should go check out the office. Andy, do you want to come with 134 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,630 me to see if the accounting books are down there? 135 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,370 Sure. Okay. 136 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:30,130 I'm getting a really weird vibe from this place. 137 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:33,430 Come on, Star. We'll go smooth out your aura. 138 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,580 we are going to make sense out of this place. 139 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,720 Who is this? 140 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,320 That's my grandfather, Vincent. 141 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,060 Hmm, but I've never seen her before. 142 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:13,900 I guess the old man wasn't the recluse I thought he was. I guess not. 143 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,120 Well, I'm just going to dig in here and see what's up, okay? 144 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,920 You know, this will take days. 145 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,860 Maybe we should spend some time checking this place out. 146 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,000 You guys don't want to do that. 147 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880 Why not? 148 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,940 Maybe Pete's going home for the summer or watching Pete get bombed on tequila 149 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940 Mexico. 150 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:39,060 Well, you know, my grandfather has an apartment out back, and I know there's 151 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,580 plenty of room for all of us. 152 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,720 Well, then it's settled. 153 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,540 That's great. Let's go tell Star and Pete. 154 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,360 Okay. Let's go. 155 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480 Anything yet? 156 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,620 It's still very weird. 157 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:08,320 Some presence hovering over this place, trying to attach itself. 158 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,140 She's probably an IRS agent. 159 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,920 No, no, it's bigger than that. 160 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,580 I don't think it means us any harm. 161 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:20,420 Well, that's a relief. 162 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,620 Uh -oh, now it's gone. 163 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,220 Well, I'm sure it'll be back, Star. 164 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,400 Hey, you guys. 165 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,620 How would you feel about sticking around here for a couple of days and helping 166 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,620 me straighten some things out? 167 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,920 Excellent idea. 168 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,820 Maybe we'll get to see the presents. 169 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:41,340 Presents? Yeah, well, I've been getting these strong vibrations from a presence. 170 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,240 I'm not sure what, but we're definitely not alone. 171 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,460 She needs some quiet time. 172 00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:20,120 Well, four years of college and the first job I get is as a bellboy. 173 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,940 This place smells like... Don't say it. 174 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,540 Wax. 175 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,060 Gee, who's this decorator? Norman Bates? 176 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,500 There's room for the back, you guys, and you can pick whichever one you want. 177 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,940 Yeah, well, I get a bed by the window this time. 178 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,580 Knock yourself out. 179 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,400 But it was so wiped out. 180 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,340 Yeah. 181 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,520 Well, why don't you take a shower and go to bed? 182 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,120 Yeah, that sounds good. 183 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,680 We can rub each other's back. 184 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,160 I can do it alone, thank you. 185 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,440 Good night, everyone. Good night. 186 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,900 This is so cool. 187 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,320 It's just like being back in the dorms. 188 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,920 We're all together and he's still striking out with Josie. 189 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880 Well, it's official. 190 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,500 I'm bored out of my skull. 191 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,000 Boy, these books are a mess. 192 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:54,940 You're really excited by this. 193 00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:00,880 It's kind of like digging to the bottom of a mystery. You know, you peel away 194 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,540 one layer at a time searching for clues. 195 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,320 Yeah, it's actually a lot of fun. 196 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,980 I swear you were getting turned on by those books. 197 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,060 Shut up. No, I mean it. 198 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,920 It's like you're getting excited with every turn of the page. 199 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:16,970 Why don't you go stick your head in the sink? 200 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,530 What, I need you with all those numbers alone? 201 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,430 Who knows what could happen? 202 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,630 Peter, that's you! 203 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:42,950 I swear I'm gonna... What was that? 204 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,530 Sounds like Josie found a mouse. Come on! 205 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,020 Tophie, what's wrong? Someone was there. 206 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,660 Where? There, just standing right there. Then he turned the lights off. 207 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,140 I thought it was you, Pete. 208 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,180 Oh, I would have kept the lights on. You know that. 209 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,540 Well, maybe it was the present. He's making himself known. 210 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,520 Hey, maybe we should go check out the museum. 211 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:07,840 We'll lead on, McDuff. 212 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760 Shakespeare. 213 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,660 Hey. 214 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:24,220 Wow, this is pretty groovy. Is this yours, Shelby? 215 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,360 No, I've never seen it before. 216 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,040 What a trippy design. 217 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,240 God, it was so creepy. 218 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,200 Maybe I should try and channel some spirits. 219 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,060 Be my guest. Just don't do it around me. 220 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,280 Let's get you out of here. Come on. 221 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:54,600 You know, I'm sure she just saw some shadows on the wall, right, Pete? 222 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,800 Pete? 223 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720 Pete? 224 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,040 Oh! 225 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,920 What are you trying to do, give me a heart attack? 226 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,260 How many times have I got to tell you not to lose your head over things? Jeez. 227 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:25,589 Well, the perimeter's secured. 228 00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,930 There's no prowlers, and the doors are all locked up. 229 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,270 Well, where is everybody? 230 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,770 Well, Andy's cleaning up a little accident he had, and Star went down to 231 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:38,530 pier. She said she had a Jones for cotton candy. 232 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,890 Hey, if you're a little shook up, you know I can spend the night with you. 233 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,390 Of course, I'll have to be right next to you to make sure you're, like, 234 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,390 perfectly safe. 235 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,610 I'll be fine. 236 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,210 Say, Josie? 237 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,290 Yeah, Pete? 238 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,360 I'm just down the hall. 239 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,120 Scream if you need me. 240 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,320 Pete? 241 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,420 Yeah, Josie? 242 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,320 Thanks. 243 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:36,400 You were a very beautiful queen Something's missing 244 00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:43,510 Thank you. 245 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,040 Thank you. 246 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,910 Whoa. What a sugar rush. 247 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:07,810 Josie, are you sleeping? 248 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:09,190 Not anymore. 249 00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:10,449 They moved. 250 00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:12,530 Who moved? Down the museum. 251 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:15,870 Cleopatra and Mark Anthony came to life and had sex. 252 00:25:16,899 --> 00:25:21,500 Star, couldn't you wait in the morning to simulate this dream? No, no, no, no. 253 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,840 It wasn't a dream. It was real. 254 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,140 At least, I think it was real. 255 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,600 Maybe it was a dream. 256 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,820 Good night, Star. 257 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,920 So how goes another function, bud? 258 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:48,350 You making fun of me again? 259 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:49,990 Who, me? 260 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:52,610 Aren't you supposed to be cleaning the exhibits? 261 00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:56,210 For what Josie is paying me? I'm going to tell her to take as many breaks as I 262 00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:57,210 want. 263 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,150 Hey, let me ask you something. 264 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:01,750 Do you think Josie likes me? 265 00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:04,370 Here we go again. 266 00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:06,230 Now, just answer the question. 267 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:09,170 No, I told you before. I guess I'm going to have to tell you again. 268 00:26:10,550 --> 00:26:11,550 Ask her yourself. 269 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:16,270 I don't know. I just... Tell her point blank how you really feel. 270 00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:20,640 I mean, you've been carrying a torch for her for the past two years and haven't 271 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,640 said a word. 272 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,600 Well, that's my point. 273 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,580 Don't you think she would have noticed by now and said something to me? 274 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:35,740 Pete, women like to be romanced, you know. 275 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,320 You can't just come barging in all the time like the big dumb jock that you 276 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:42,900 Watch it. Jenna, get her alone. 277 00:26:43,709 --> 00:26:47,910 Look her right in the eyes. Tell her exactly how you feel with no jokes and 278 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:48,910 clever comeback. 279 00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:50,310 I don't know. 280 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:52,270 It's hard. 281 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,489 All right. 282 00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:54,490 All right. 283 00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:57,790 Pretend I'm Josie. 284 00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:00,750 Get out of here. Come on. Tell me how you feel. 285 00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:02,850 This is stupid. 286 00:27:04,570 --> 00:27:05,570 Well, if you can't tell me. 287 00:27:06,650 --> 00:27:07,650 All right. 288 00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:13,210 Josie. 289 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,420 Yes, Pete? 290 00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:21,460 Josie, you know we've been through a lot these past couple of years, and I just 291 00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:22,660 had to get something off my chest. 292 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,400 Go on. 293 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:27,640 Josie, you need a shave. 294 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,560 There you go with the jokes again. 295 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,880 All right, all right. 296 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,540 You're right. It's time to have the talk. 297 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,940 Straightforward and honest, it's the only way to go. 298 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,820 Exactly. 299 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,760 Did I ever tell you you have beautiful eyes? 300 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:41,940 Get out of here. 301 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,140 so real. 302 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,500 Come on. 303 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,560 You're just letting your imagination run away with you again. 304 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,340 Maybe all it is is the need of a sexual relief. 305 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:08,620 What? You know, if a person who is sexually active hits a dry spell, their 306 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:14,860 frustrations manifest in the form of erotic daydreams. Yeah, erotic 307 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:19,380 And nightdreams, don't forget those. Exactly. So, you're saying I should get 308 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:20,380 laid? 309 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,360 Not exactly, but obviously it's on your mind. 310 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,560 Well, isn't it on yours? 311 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Not really. 312 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:28,720 Come on. What about you and Pete? 313 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,020 What about us? 314 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,660 All that sexual frustration hanging in the air. 315 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,520 You know you want him, and he wants you. 316 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:40,840 Right. He wants me to play with, and I want more than that. I want the romance, 317 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160 and I want the passion. 318 00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:45,640 So why don't you just tell him? I don't think he'll take me serious. 319 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,100 Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Pete in the showers? 320 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,740 What? Well, it was a co -ed dorm. 321 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,880 Those things are bound to happen. Did he see you? 322 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,400 I don't think so. It was pretty steamy in there, and he was all fuzzy. 323 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,280 And? Pretty impressive. 324 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,879 You mean? 325 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,200 Mm -hmm. I'd definitely go for it if I were you. 326 00:29:06,420 --> 00:29:07,420 Oh, really? 327 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,160 And he was singing show tunes. 328 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,480 So, you know, he's got to have a sensitive side. 329 00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,060 No way. 330 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,980 Yeah, I think it was something from Oklahoma. 331 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:18,100 He was using his bar soap as a microphone. 332 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:22,380 Hey, what's up, guys? 333 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:27,700 What'd I say? 334 00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:44,000 I'm telling you they had sex. 335 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:48,520 And I'm telling you you've gone loopy. You spent way too much time buried in 336 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,520 those books. 337 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,240 Why don't you believe me? 338 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:58,740 You tell me last night at the stroke of midnight, wax dummies came to life and 339 00:36:58,740 --> 00:36:59,740 had sex? 340 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,480 Yeah. 341 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,580 Gee, I don't know why I find that so hard to believe. 342 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,400 All right, fine, fine. 343 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,980 Tonight we'll go down there. You can see for yourself. 344 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,000 I don't think so. Why? 345 00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:17,250 Because even if some weird black magic kind of thing makes these wax dummies 346 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,630 come to life, I don't want to see them having a better sex life than me. 347 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:23,370 Please. 348 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,550 I need to know that I'm not going crazy, you know? 349 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:29,710 All right. 350 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,790 We'll have a slumber party in the museum tonight. 351 00:37:32,270 --> 00:37:35,710 But if those wax dummies don't hump at midnight, I'm calling the funny farm on 352 00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:36,710 you. 353 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,340 Yes? I'm Angela Wingate, president of the Santa Monica Improvement Committee. 354 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,140 How can I help you? 355 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:54,020 Let's skip the pleasantries and get right down to the point. 356 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:59,800 We hope you have enough sense to close down this place and allow a team of 357 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,980 bulldozers to demolish the entire building. 358 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,280 Excuse me? 359 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:09,580 This museum has been a blight to the pier ever since any one of us can 360 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,680 And your grandfather, wanting to take this place and... 361 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:19,260 Turn it into some house of porn. Well, we are just glad he died before he was 362 00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:20,260 able to pull it off. 363 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,440 Our condolences, of course. 364 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,600 But you have no legal authority to shut this museum down. 365 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:27,840 I have a moral authority. 366 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:32,960 You see, I represent a group of right -minded citizens who will not tolerate 367 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,120 this sort of illicit business in their midst. 368 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,940 But you have no legal authority to shut this museum down, right? 369 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,540 We are sure. 370 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,230 you will do the right thing. 371 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:49,410 We also happen to know exactly how much money your grandfather owed to the bank. 372 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:54,790 So either you shut down this place, or I will make sure that the bank does. Good 373 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:55,790 day, Miss Porter. 374 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:06,490 I was so pissed at that witch, I couldn't even think of anything to say. 375 00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:10,870 Well, they can't stop you from reopening the museum if you want to. 376 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,410 No. 377 00:39:12,990 --> 00:39:14,050 But the bank can. 378 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:21,230 How bad is it? Well, Vincent owes $11 ,000 in back taxes and over $16 ,000 to 379 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:22,490 the bank in mortgage payments. 380 00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:25,470 You've got 30 days before the bank forecloses. 381 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,428 I'm sorry. 382 00:39:27,430 --> 00:39:29,390 Why didn't you ask my father for help? 383 00:39:30,070 --> 00:39:31,810 Why don't you ask your dad for some money? 384 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,610 I don't even know where he is. 385 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,670 Well, didn't he leave you with any money to, you know, get through the summer 386 00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:39,430 with? Not $27 ,000. 387 00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:41,390 That would be a hell of an allowance. 388 00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:44,530 Maybe we can just open the place and raise the money ourselves. 389 00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:48,750 Unfortunately, the best month your grandfather ever had, he never made more 390 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,750 $3 ,000. 391 00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:51,790 Don't you have any good news? 392 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:54,010 Don't blame me. 393 00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:57,650 Well, what's good to business degree if you can't, like, cook the books? 394 00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,810 Hey, he owes what he owes. I can't change that. 395 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:04,350 Maybe I should just shut this place down and sell what I can and pay off my 396 00:40:04,350 --> 00:40:05,350 grandfather's debt. 397 00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:06,390 I don't know. 398 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,870 All I do know is that I don't like having this responsibility right now. 399 00:40:10,270 --> 00:40:11,410 Welcome to the real world. 400 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,110 Hey, Pete. 401 00:40:14,430 --> 00:40:15,950 We got that thing to do. 402 00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:19,210 What thing? 403 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:22,790 You know, that thing in the basement. The thing. 404 00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:24,670 All right, the thing. 405 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,630 Yeah, but we can't leave Josie this upset. 406 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,050 I'm fine. 407 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:30,170 Go ahead and do what it is you have to do. 408 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:31,490 Really? 409 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:32,750 Okay. 410 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:44,720 Now just watch. 411 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,800 This is crazy. 412 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,400 Here we go. 413 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,280 Here we go. 414 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,560 Not a lot of action here, my friend. 415 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,100 They seem pretty stiff. 416 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,340 I'm telling you, they had sex. 417 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:09,820 Listen, if you think... Tell me that was you. 418 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:12,820 Wasn't me. 419 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:29,100 Holy shit, I told you so 420 00:46:41,390 --> 00:46:42,390 I don't believe that. 421 00:46:42,670 --> 00:46:43,670 Should we tell somebody? 422 00:46:44,310 --> 00:46:46,390 We can't tell anybody this, what we just saw. 423 00:46:46,650 --> 00:46:48,050 They'll throw us in the rubber room. 424 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:51,090 But you just saw it for yourself, right? And that's where we're going to keep 425 00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:53,810 it. But Pete, we've got to tell somebody. Not a word. 426 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:55,110 Pete. Pete. 427 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:07,510 Good morning. 428 00:47:07,970 --> 00:47:08,970 What did you say? 429 00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:19,839 Rough night? 430 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,200 Oh, you have no idea. 431 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,040 Me too. 432 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,500 Morning. 433 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,940 I just don't know what I'm going to do with you twice. 434 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:31,660 I can think of a few things. 435 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,780 Yeah? Like what? 436 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,200 Well, I shouldn't tell you this because you'll think I'm nuts. 437 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,320 But last night, we were down in the museum. 438 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:45,000 And Cleopatra and Mark Anthony came to life and had sex, right? 439 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,460 Actually, it was Romeo and Juliet. 440 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,830 Awesome! They all get some action. 441 00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:52,210 What are you two talking about? 442 00:47:52,430 --> 00:47:53,428 My dream. 443 00:47:53,430 --> 00:47:55,250 It wasn't a dream. They did do it. 444 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:57,230 Who? The wax figures. 445 00:47:58,170 --> 00:47:59,170 She's right. 446 00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:01,430 Something weird is going on down there. 447 00:48:02,350 --> 00:48:06,390 Pete, if this is another one of your jokes, I'm really not in the mood. 448 00:48:06,390 --> 00:48:07,390 wish I was joking. 449 00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:09,650 Tonight, just come down and see for yourself. 450 00:48:10,710 --> 00:48:12,170 Fine. I will. 451 00:48:12,610 --> 00:48:15,150 Cool. We'll make it a party. I'll tell Andy. 452 00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,600 Okay, where's all the sex? 453 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,640 It's not the enchanting hour yet. 454 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,440 Now it is. 455 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,420 I think we're letting this place get the better of us. 456 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,940 Just give it a chance. 457 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,140 I swear I saw them come to life. 458 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:48,720 Me too. Me three. 459 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,600 Everybody, please, listen. 460 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:55,400 Look, I love you guys very much, and I appreciate everything you've been doing 461 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,660 for me, but this is getting way out of hand. 462 00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:02,660 Ode, money, wax figures coming to life. I just can't take it anymore. 463 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,300 I think it's best if tomorrow we just shut this place down once and for all, 464 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,720 I'll put everything up for sale, and we can just get out of here. 465 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:12,900 I don't know what's happening. 466 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280 Okay, 467 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,379 okay, okay, okay. 468 00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:16,380 That's the plan. 469 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,680 Now let's just try and forget about this. 470 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,040 What's this 471 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,960 um 472 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,160 you 473 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:06,960 you 474 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,360 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 475 00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:43,670 Josie, wait. 476 00:54:52,950 --> 00:54:53,950 Hey. 477 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:57,550 I am so sorry. 478 00:54:57,990 --> 00:54:59,410 I should have never done that. 479 00:55:00,350 --> 00:55:01,350 Was it that bad? 480 00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:02,650 No. 481 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:04,410 That's not it at all. 482 00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:06,230 It just felt like a dream. 483 00:55:06,950 --> 00:55:08,430 But I knew what I was doing. 484 00:55:08,830 --> 00:55:10,170 And I couldn't stop. 485 00:55:10,670 --> 00:55:11,670 Did you want to? 486 00:55:13,740 --> 00:55:15,320 No. Well, hooray for us. 487 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:21,700 You know, I would have liked a little warning for our first time, but I'm not 488 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:22,700 complaining. 489 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,540 I just don't know what came over me. 490 00:55:24,980 --> 00:55:26,940 After all these years, you just couldn't resist me. 491 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,600 Don't make me laugh, Pete. 492 00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:30,400 This is really scary. 493 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:32,320 I won't let anything happen to you. 494 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,480 What are you, my knight in shining armor now? 495 00:55:42,299 --> 00:55:43,299 That's me. 496 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:49,800 Oh, by the way, this broke off your neck at the end when we... This isn't mine. 497 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,960 Star found this the other day. 498 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,720 It was around your neck. 499 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,080 But how? 500 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,160 It's all a racket. 501 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,300 Oh, we have an announcement to make. 502 00:55:58,620 --> 00:55:59,620 Don't you dare. 503 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,540 Did you see which way he went? Well, he's in here somewhere. 504 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,920 If you go up, stay back here. Annie, you take that side. I'll go over here. 505 00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:25,060 I'm not standing here. Come on. 506 00:56:55,180 --> 00:57:00,620 That weird vibrations back I Have a real creepy feeling about this. 507 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:06,020 I Don't want to find what's around there Then you just wait here 508 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:11,300 We're 509 00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:19,880 going 510 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:20,880 anywhere pal 511 00:57:29,550 --> 00:57:31,830 She looks like the girl in the picture with your grandfather. 512 00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:33,868 You're right. 513 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:35,150 Okay, what is going on? 514 00:57:36,930 --> 00:57:38,570 Look, you might as well tell me who you are. 515 00:57:40,110 --> 00:57:42,030 Wait, I don't think she can talk. Is that right? 516 00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:43,970 Did you know my grandfather Vincent? 517 00:57:46,890 --> 00:57:49,750 I guess she liked him. 518 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,050 Why are you here? 519 00:57:55,050 --> 00:57:57,150 I was never any good at charade. A book! 520 00:57:58,190 --> 00:57:59,190 A book is downstairs? 521 00:58:01,090 --> 00:58:02,450 You want us to read that book? 522 00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:04,690 Okay, come on. Let's go. 523 00:58:04,870 --> 00:58:05,870 Come on. 524 00:58:06,930 --> 00:58:08,150 How did she get all that? 525 00:58:08,450 --> 00:58:09,670 I don't know. Come on. 526 00:58:17,590 --> 00:58:19,230 Oh, wow. This is awesome. 527 00:58:19,450 --> 00:58:20,450 What is it? 528 00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:22,790 Well, it's some sort of story in pictures. 529 00:58:23,530 --> 00:58:25,870 Look, here's a drawing of a hooded figure just like her. 530 00:58:27,310 --> 00:58:29,050 Oh, and here's one of the amulets. 531 00:58:29,790 --> 00:58:33,370 That's Cleopatra, and that hooded guy's given her the amulet. 532 00:58:34,730 --> 00:58:39,390 Whoa, nice picture. It looks like a page out of the Kama Sutra. 533 00:58:39,670 --> 00:58:42,430 Oh, whatever it is, they were sure having fun back then. 534 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:44,850 Okay, this is you? 535 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,890 Okay, I think I get it. 536 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:52,230 You're part of some sort of ancient order of something other that has 537 00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:55,350 this amulet down through the generations to different people. 538 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,600 How do you get all that? 539 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,020 I sense things. 540 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,840 How long have your people been doing this? 541 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,940 Looks like since before Cleo got bit in the ass. 542 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,560 Well, why is the amulet so special? 543 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,620 Hey, slow down. I'm not getting any of this. 544 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,160 Hey, you guys, why don't we all go upstairs where there's more light? Yeah. 545 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,379 Okay? 546 00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:24,960 Oh, no, no. You can come with us. We won't hurt you. It'll be okay. 547 00:59:25,220 --> 00:59:26,220 It's okay. 548 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,080 Okay, now this is you, and your name is Eve? 549 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:42,540 Awesome! Okay, as far as I can tell from her in this book, Eve belonged to some 550 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:45,580 sort of order of the amulet. Now that's the necklace. 551 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:49,340 Gotcha. And apparently it has strong sexual powers. 552 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,900 But how did you end up here, and what did you have to do with my grandfather? 553 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,200 I think your grandfather took care of her. 554 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,560 I gotta know this. 555 01:00:03,070 --> 01:00:07,970 Did Gramps, you know, use the amulet? Pete, Mike, you don't want to know. 556 01:00:09,970 --> 01:00:11,070 Way to go, Grant. 557 01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:12,750 Well, what are we supposed to do with it? 558 01:00:17,970 --> 01:00:20,070 Okay, I get it. We should use it to save the museum. 559 01:00:21,030 --> 01:00:24,690 How? Well, can you imagine the show these wax figures would put on with this 560 01:00:24,690 --> 01:00:26,010 amulet? We'd pack the house. 561 01:00:26,570 --> 01:00:27,790 Yeah, and we'd be arrested. 562 01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:30,090 No way. I mean, it's what's meant to happen. 563 01:00:30,570 --> 01:00:33,470 This amulet releases the sexual energy all around us. 564 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,790 I mean, it's like a special gift. 565 01:00:36,050 --> 01:00:38,110 We shouldn't waste it. What do you say, Jessie? 566 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:39,710 I don't know. 567 01:00:43,070 --> 01:00:44,470 It's what Vincent would want. 568 01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,110 All right, then. 569 01:00:47,350 --> 01:00:51,410 If the house of wax is going down, I say we take it down in a blaze of glory. 570 01:00:51,810 --> 01:00:52,810 Now you're talking. 571 01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:55,710 Hey, and we can put all our recently graduated skills to work. 572 01:00:55,990 --> 01:00:58,550 I mean, Andy can work the books. I'll shape up the exhibits. 573 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,660 Josie, you can do the marketing, and Star can start exactly what was your 574 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:06,420 Astrology. Oh, that'll be a big help. 575 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,540 So, what's it like to be a high priestess? 576 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,920 Yeah, that's what I thought. Pretty cool. 577 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,880 You know, I'm totally into all this metaphysical way of thinking. 578 01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:50,620 In fact, my twin sister, named Sun, she was abducted by an alien. 579 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,300 She's always been the lucky one. 580 01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:57,980 But I guess this whole amulet thing's pretty trippy, too. 581 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,520 Do you think it beats an alien abduction from outer space? 582 01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:04,220 I don't know 583 01:11:37,849 --> 01:11:40,850 Hmm. That beats an alien abduction any day. 584 01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:59,850 Josie, in that dress, you just take my breath away. 585 01:12:03,350 --> 01:12:04,350 You know Pete? 586 01:12:05,580 --> 01:12:09,500 The last couple of days have been really incredible for me. 587 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,680 Me too. 588 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:13,940 Why don't we get together sooner? 589 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:15,480 You never ask. 590 01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:16,940 Well, you never asked. 591 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,200 We were both idiots. 592 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:21,880 I was probably more of an idiot. 593 01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:23,620 I agree. 594 01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:32,680 We say we run upstairs for a quickie. Pete. Hey, guys. 595 01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:34,540 Too late. 596 01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:36,780 There's a big crowd forming outside. Are we ready? 597 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,620 I'm as ready as I'm ever going to be. Well, then let's open the doors. 598 01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:45,420 Tickets, please. 599 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,280 Tickets, thank you. 600 01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:53,920 Tickets, please. Do you really think I'd pay for this? 601 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,080 Well, that's your problem, lady. 602 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,140 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 603 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:48,600 And welcome to the grand opening of the Erotic House of Wax. Before we get 604 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:53,580 started this evening, I would like to thank some very special people that 605 01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,980 me make this event come together. 606 01:13:55,480 --> 01:14:02,220 Star, Andy, and Pete. You guys are very special to me. I know some of you are 607 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:05,200 wondering why I decided to open this attraction again. 608 01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:09,560 It's because it's what my grandfather, Vincent, would have wanted. 609 01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:15,260 He was a very special man, and I just wish that he was around longer. And I 610 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:21,220 if he was here right now, he would love to see the look on all your faces when 611 01:14:21,220 --> 01:14:23,820 you see this. So this is for him. 612 01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:15,570 That was the month. 613 01:24:16,430 --> 01:24:17,810 Will there be another show tomorrow? 614 01:24:18,210 --> 01:24:19,210 I'm not sure. 615 01:24:19,950 --> 01:24:22,170 Josie? Looks like we're in business. 616 01:24:22,650 --> 01:24:25,890 Well, I'm going to petition the city for landmark status for this building. 617 01:24:26,790 --> 01:24:30,770 Of course, I'm going to have to conduct a very thorough investigation. 618 01:24:31,990 --> 01:24:32,990 Oh, of course. 619 01:24:35,790 --> 01:24:37,310 I think we're hit. 620 01:24:37,950 --> 01:24:41,610 You think that amulet can last long enough to keep this thing going? 621 01:24:43,170 --> 01:24:45,660 Oh. I don't think we're going to have any problem with that.